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[Jan. 28th, 2009|11:46 pm] |
Man, I am so sick of not being able to afford a cup of coffee these days. One dip in the stock market, and no one has the funds to buy a fifteen-buck caricature anymore. All right, so that may be understating the world's financial situation a little, but you can't blame a guy for being bitter when he can't even buy himself a pack of gum.
Which brings me to the actual point of this post, which is a blatant and desperately gratuitous self-advertisement. ANYONE in the market for a self-portrait? For you awesome superheroes, you, I'll lower my price to ten dollars. |
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[Jan. 14th, 2009|04:58 pm] |
So I know that with great power comes great responsibility, yadda yadda yadda, but I'm not gonna lie, the perks of having superpowers definitely outnumber any possible downsides. Sure, I have a voice in my head that tries telling me what to do, but it's not like I have to listen, right? And this ring, let me tell you, is so much better than having to tip a cabby ahead of time when you actually wanna get somewhere in this town. Have you considered the possibilities? Sayonara, rush hour! I am never setting foot on these streets again, baby! At this rate, I may actually be on time for something for once.
Oh, and to make this an Offical Introduction of sorts -- I'm Chris Hale, and I'm supposedly the counterpart to one Kyle Rayner, Green Lantern. |
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